Dark Chocolate Cures Cancer!

Well, not really, but recent studies find that eating a little bit of dark chocolate each day slows the hardening of arteries in smokers, increases arterial blood flow, and even lowers blood pressure.

This is not to say that binging on dark chocolate is a good idea. While just a little bit supposedly contains more antioxidants per gram than red wine, green tea or berries, just a little bit definitely also contains an unhealthy amount of fat.

Milk chocolate and white chocolate don't seem to have any mention of health benefits, as expected, because you know, they're the devil, and they don't even taste that good.