Chinese Cleaver Reigns Supreme

Fuck white people cleavers. They're heavy, and they're only good for breaking dense bone material. Consider a real Chinese cleaver, which is perhaps the most versatile kitchen tool, ever. They're light enough yet large enough to handle a variety of tasks, like chopping vegetables and smashing garlic, for example. And if you really want, you can still slam your fury into breaking bones with them.



And like any product when it comes to pure East vs West, rice-imbued products are damn cheap! If you're lucky enough to have an Asian market close to home, check it out and just see how cheap their real Chinese cleavers are. I've seen them as low as 20 bucks. You, of course, will have to buy something to sharpen it with, like a whetstone. A whetstone!!! Did I spell that correctly? It doesn't matter! It's a whetstone!!! You can't help but look menacing sharpening a huge cleaver with a whetstone.